Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, "Oh god."

I finally understand that it’s okay to be a little afraid of things but that obsessing over them does not mean you have any more control over what you fear.

People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because you're a comic is you'll think of better tags."

I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it.

I find it actually the height of romance to legally bind yourself to someone because you're really taking care of someone, and letting them take care of you. I actually have no cynicism about that.

Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.

I am just really focused in on what I love doing, but I would be a moron to not take some of my natural talent - I'm not saying I'm that talented, but I have enough acting and writing talent to go.

What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn't believe in marriage.

I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about me.

Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.

That's the same thing that is making me like George W. Bush. "He was nice. I know he was nice. He didn't know what he was doing but he was nice."

On our own, we’d look totally normal. Together, we’re something else. Together, we’re special.

Knowledge is as infinite as the universe. The man who claims to know all, only reveals to all that he really knows nothing.

Every great film should seem new every time you see it.

I have fought and kicked and fasted and prayed and cursed and cried myself to the point of existing.

My characters never die screaming in rage. They attempt to pull themselves back together and go on. And that's basically a conservative view of life.

In transgressing the law of nature, the offender declares himself to live by another rule than that of reason and common equity.

Theists and atheists are equally religious.

The proprietor had hair so red that pigmentation had flowed out into every visible inch of his skin and even into the pinks of his eyes, as the colour of flowering cherry trees stains their leaves.

The principles of Buddhism and Shambhala can be effective in helping the course of what is happening in the world.

But what I really am interested in is not the end of the world but everything which precedes it.