Sometimes I think He looks down and says, "Wow, look what those idiots are up to now. I guess I better help them along a little.

She was no longer theirs. She was his. And he was hers. And this was their world.

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

And yes, we do have some food. Maybe you'd like to join us? Unless you want to stick with your sheep sushi.

If God gives you a Quiznos, can I have a bite? No way. You have to pray for your own food.

A man without pleasure is a man without any idea what life is about

Slice and Dice, Slice and Dice

It's vital to keep a sense of humour when the world seems to have suddenly become a very strange place.

Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

Ninth graders with machine guns: its hard to make that a happy story.

[Caine] "Interesting. Me, I've always wanted to know who my real parents were." [Sam] "Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

I know how it feels to go into a studio to start a record, and eight weeks later it's finished. I know how an intense schedule feels.

And the only people I fear are those who never have doubts... Save us all from arrogant men, and all the causes they're for.

To a hungry man, Christ is very lovely when He has a loaf of bread in His hand.

The war is dreadful. It is the business of the artist to follow it home to the heart of the individual fighters - not to talk in armies and nations and numbers - but to track it home.

For where's the State beneath the Firmament, That doth excell the Bees for Government?

Wasting away again in Margaritaville, searching for my lost shaker of salt.

Teachers are unparalleled in the role they play in children's lives.

Really the team often will take on the personality of its coach.

Loyalty is such a rare quality; but my fans are the most loyal in the world.

To read a paper book is another experience: you can do it on a ship, on the branch of a tree, on your bed, even if there is a blackout.