Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

A house is not a home without a cat.

All of my books come from something that I happen to be working out at a given point in my life. Its kind of self-therapy.

Venice Beach: proof of the biological impossibility of imagining a person being simultaneously good-looking and poor.

Spiritual life and secure life do not go together; to save oneself on must struggle and take risks.

Right now music is more my outlet than acting, but I'm waiting for that one satisfying role.

Success is the inner satisfaction and peace of mind that come from knowing I did the best I was capable of doing for the group.

That's a huge part foul man; that's just not cool.

Elections to office, which are the great objects of ambition, I look at with terror!

Justice and beauty are central to God's new world and should be central to our work. Together they frame the good news of Jesus.

In the end, it will just melt away quite suddenly. It might not be as early as 2013 but it will be soon, much earlier than 2040.