Sometimes I think we'd all be better off if the people who mean well would just creep away and die.

It's the world's smallest violin, playing 'My Heart Pumps Purple Piss for You.'

Pardon all but thy selfe. [Pardon all but thyself.]

To say, that Capt. Ingraham violated the rights of Turkey, is nonsense.

I used to get nervous about three weeks before a gig... now I've managed to condense it down to a manageable ten minutes.

I'm no good at describing my books. 'Holes' has been out now for seven years, and I still can't come up with a good answer when asked what that book is about.

Craziness was considered funny, like all other things that were in reality frightening and profoundly shameful.

Mission is both the announcement and the demonstration of the reign of God through Christ.

This is Earth. Isn't it hot?

I love to go see live music. That used to be what I would do, almost every other night, and watch drummers play.

The Pilgrim of Eternity, whose fame Over his living head like heaven is bent, An early but enduring monument, Came, veiling all the lightnings of his song In sorrow.

When I go to a country, I go to flea markets, antique stores. I am always looking for something.