Sometimes I wonder if the human race isn't collectively as mad as a sack of door knobs.

I have a very varied taste in music. Everything from rap to classical to Latino to Rat Pack to jazz.

Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.

Defiance through compliance.

Love is a wonderful thing, my dear, but it leaves you wide open for blackmail.

The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.

Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles into pictures inside your head.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution.

I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.

Have you ever wondered how nostalgia isn"t what it used to be?

The quarrels and divisions about religion were evils unknown to the heathen. The reason was because the religion of the heathen consisted rather in rites and ceremonies than in any constant belief.

Faith is the sight of the inward eye.

Friendship is born from an identity of spiritual goals - from common navigation toward a star.

I threw [Picasso's] drawing on the floor and in doing so, threw away about £50m.

Flowers are reincarnation. They come out of the earth of our ashes. Nothing else looks so soul-like.

All the year round there is spring, all through life is youth; there is always something which may flower.

To have a right estimate of a man's character, we must see him in misfortune.

If I was not allowed to mention that I was in the film industry, I could go six months without getting a kiss.

People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is the poor jerk who is shy a half slug who must tighten his belt.

Whether it's about children or not, we have to move forward.