Sometimes I wondered whether I hadn't let my career get confined to one direction, but lately I've decided to accept the fact that I have this opportunity to be successful doing comedies.

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

My parents used to throw great New Year's Eve parties. They invited such an eclectic mix of showbiz people. All those cool people were always hanging out at our apartment.

Fashion is so over the top.

I have a lot of nervous energy. Work is my best way of channelling that into something productive unless I want to wind up assaulting the postman or gardener.

I don't devalue comedy as compared to drama. Not one bit.

Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.

Success doesn't necessarily mean happiness.

I know that I'm better as an actor when I'm working with a good actor. I think anytime you're working with a better actor, it makes you a better actor.

Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game!

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

That which is impermanent attracts compassion. That which is not provides wisdom. (116)

They are not working in sync. Working on the same thing at the same time is not as effective as working on the same thing a the same time with the same strategy.

I already find pyramids from space. Is there anything cooler than that?

When death comes it is never our tenderness that we repent from, but our severity.

I would have to say that looked like it hurt.

It is not the enactment, but the observance of laws, that creates the character of a nation.

I think I was a pretty selfish athlete.

None of us know where our stories come from. That's why writers make fun of people who ask us where we get our ideas... because we don't know.

Tediousness is the most fatal of all faults.