Sometimes, I write '60s or '80s style pop songs.

I think anyone who has an opinion, and voices it, will offend someone.

It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath.

I was fine, until I was born. And it's been downhill ever since.

Base not your joy on the deeds of others. For what has been given can be taken away.

People ask how I learned to play bass with one hand. Well, with a face like mine, you learn to do a lot of things with one hand.

We live to avoid death, we exist to avoid unexistence

It's bad poetry executed by people that can't sing. That's my definition of Rap.

I hate the human race. Of course, therefore, I hate myself the most, because I am the least of the human race.

I'm the product of 6 million years of evolution? Come on, man. I crawled out of a swamp yesterday.

It seems to be that southern Europeans are just more intimate socially, whereas I like a lot of personal space - like, a mile from the nearest person is fine for me.

If you want to be happy, work with all your heart.

World is full of lost lives, full of unfortunate souls ruined in the name of unreasonable religious rules!

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.

Some people like to garden, some people like motorcycle riding... my hobby is winning.

According to Johnny Carson, I was the guy who Marlon sent out to do all the dirty work.

When something's hard, smiling helps us in the end, and it becomes fun.

I never allow myself to be pressured.

Repent or be damned! If you have already repented, please disregard this notice.

The moment a man sets his thoughts down on paper, however secretly, he is in a sense writing for publication.

Victory is about recognizing all the work that went into achieving your dream.