Sometimes I write about things that never happened to me that wind up happening to me. When you put things out in the universe, sometimes they wind up coming true.

You know it's never too late to shoot for the stars regardless of who you are

The ability for a woman to orally satisfy somebody in a rock band, that's important to a rock 'n' roll musician.

I put my own d*ck in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time. It was soft and required a lot of pulling. I really wanted that case of beer.

It's okay to have faith in something that you can't see or touch.

I honestly think that with every song you release you have to keep winning your own fans over again.

I'm always at the opposite end of the spectrum, the opposite of hipster culture, and I enjoy that.

There is a mathematical formula to why you got famous. It isn’t some magical thing that just started happening.

Happy wife, happy life. I think every man learns that quick. Really quick.

I guess if you split the difference between the U.K. and the U.S., you would get Canada. But that's just due to proximity. Just because of distance, we get a lot more cultural spillover from America.

I would call myself more spiritual than religious.

Overstimulated, we seek out constrained worlds.

CHAOS IS THE MASTER ALL MUST BOW TO IN THE END

They all err - Muslims, Christians, Jews and Magians. There are two kinds of humans - the intelligent, who have no religion, and the religious, who have no intellect.

I eat a cheeseburger with French fries almost every day.

You deserve to take up space.

A woman's pity, which is talkative, carries the sick person's bed to the public marketplace.

To live beyond your means today is to live below them tomorrow.

Cancer touches every family in one way or another. As other diseases are brought under control, cancer is set to become the number one killer, and is already in epidemic proportions worldwide.

You don't have to be a good person to be a good writer--history shows it's better if you're not--but you have to understand your badness.

England, Australia, Israel, a few staunch, important allies internationally. But we have lost a lot of international support.