Sometimes a thong completely betrays you.

Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger.

I had people in my life who were insane and negative, but they taught me how not to be, how I didn't want to end up.

Someday you'll miss her like she missed you. Someday you'll need her like she needed you. Someday you'll love her and she won't love you.

I think that the divorce rate's over 50% for a reason. I don't think people are taking enough time now to really see if they can make it work and live together.

I have a theory that as nice and sweet as you can be equates to how dangerous you can be.

Everyone's a nerd inside. I don't care how cool you are.

Just relax and really say what you're actually thinking, and not what you think people want to hear.

I sort of became infatuated with soldiers. I got to know some of them and got a little perturbed with Hollywood making a spectacle out of them and making them look like they have screwed up somehow.

I auditioned for a Pepsi commercial, and I got it, and that was incredibly fun. So I thought, Well, maybe I should try this acting thing.

I don't know what you're going through life doing if you're not really trying to collect some really great memories.

My smile is my servant, he should come at my command.

There's always been something deeply disturbing about the Abbott government's attitude to women.

I thought I was going to be like Kevin Spacey in college.

Men who borrow their opinions can never repay their debts.

all theology knowingly or not is by definition always engaged for or against the oppressed.

When you are in a good position you are sure to drive well and to be very concentrated in each corner.

Consider well this fact: As long as the German people does not arise and use force directed by its own will, the assassination of the people will continue.

I truly believe, as an institution, most major labels should just die.

I grew up reading comic books. Super hero comic books, Archie comic books, horror comic books, you name it.

The tallest and the smallest among us are so alike diminutive and pitifully base, it is a meanness to calculate the difference.