Sometimes a woman just needs to be slapped.

I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman! I was a Scotsman and I will always be one.

I don't understand if you get caught in a fight, but take it out on a room, how that implies some psychiatric disorder.

Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith. For without fear of the devil there is no need for God.

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.

The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.

If you have to resort to violence, you've already lost.

If you fear nothing, you love nothing. If you love nothing, what joy can there be in life?

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.

If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.

If we knew what is already there, there will be no need for research.

When I’d confronted him, he’d left me and, like a parasite finding a fresh host, moved in with her.

I would recommend a solo flight to all prospective suicides. It tends to make clear the issue of whether one enjoys being alive or not.

What aided the mind made the body suffer. They could choose mental health or physical health, but they could not have both.

Nothing in life is more important than the ability to communicate effectively.

Writing is not hard work, it is simply an obsession.

Life is an endlessly creative experience, and we are shaping ourselves at every moment by every decision we make.

In all modesty, we must admit that governments are not always the best doctors when it comes to diagnosing economic ailments and prescribing the right treatment.

Are we not like two volumes of one book?

I am searching as Diogenes did with his lantern for all of these wonderful human beings. I haven't found them yet.