Sometimes being a leader isn’t about winning. Sometimes it’s about doing what’s right, instead of what’s powerful.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Men who can manage men manage the men who can manage only things.

I wouldn't say jamie is an evil genius. I'm not sure he's evil and I'm not sure he's a genius.

To be the kind of writer you want to be, you must first be the kind of thinker you want to be.

Learning when 'enough is enough' is the discipline of a lifetime.

If you take away the fancy graphics of today's games, most of the time you're left with a shell of a game that has been done to death a million times.

The foolish are like ripples on water, For whatsoever they do is quickly effaced; But the righteous are like carvings upon stone, For their smallest act is durable.

I don't know why I always get to play these guys who have few redeeming features. But don't knock it. Villains are much more fun.

Creativity requires faith. Faith requires that we relinquish control.

He always wants to expand every one's rights: illegal aliens, terrorists, Russian spies, except American citizens.

Whenever I hear anything described as a heartless assault on our children, I tend to think it’s a good idea.