Sometimes doing nothing is doing something.

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.

A philosopher is a man who can look at an empty glass with a smile.

A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it.

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.

Of two evils, choose the more interesting.

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.

We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled.

Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure.

Life is a one-way street and you're not coming back.

There are never enough 'I love you's.

It is imperative that we replace those who think they own this country, with those who built it.

Today we are even manipulating the DNA that makes us possible in the first place—a case of evolution evolving new ways to evolve.

Like a white knight in a station wagon, he drove out of her life.

A problem clearly stated is a problem half solved.

Stop throwing us all together like some sort of Puerto Ricaminican Tex-Mex buffet.

Shorth is better than length.

He ran over a few people, nothing major. Mess runs over people. Sometimes, people don't get up. That's life.

The Warrior of the Light knows that everyone is afraid of everyone else.

when you look at setting your mind on things above in terms of heaven...It means being who I was always created to be in the real light of Jesus-the person I was actually created to know.