Sometimes failure isn't an opportunity in disguise, it's just you.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

The spotlight does not change a person, it simply reveals what one has mastered in the darkness

Courage is not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point, which means at the point of highest reality.

You will get what you wish for.

I shall go Up and down In my gown. Gorgeously arrayed, Boned and stayed.

There are only two things in which the false professors of all religions have agreed--to persecute all other sects and to plunder their own.

Reform can be accomplished only when attitudes are changed.

Whenever two good people argue over principles, they are both right.

The theory, hypothesis, framework, or background knowledge held by an investigator can strongly influence what is observed.

The one arm one leg pushup is an exercise in total body tension

Sabbath is not simply the pause that refreshes. It is the pause that transforms.