Sometimes friends make mistakes. Grievous ones that cry out for us to stay and prove we are true friends.

I am stone and steel of your sleeping numbers

I believe it went like this—and stop me if I’m wrong, Mousey: ‘Listen, we may not be our own continent and everything, but we have a big country over in America too.

The universe is more than thirteen billion years old. What is the value of a single kiss compared to that?

Stress comes from the way you relate to events or situations.

Today is the day you've been waiting for.

There's always time for one more pint. - Chief Inspector Morse

The mortician interviewing the corpses

Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.

The problem with University degrees, particularly the more spectacular ones, is that people who possess them can fall into the trap of thinking people who don't have them don't know anything.

I've found that the only way to make theatre that gets the audience thinking is when I feel uncomfortable making it.