Sometimes in life you have an appointment with destiny, and sometimes you just have to get destiny to squeeze you in.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

To me, you were more than just a person. You were a place where I finally felt at home.

Words are wind, and the wind from Manderly's mouth means no more than the wind escaping his bottom.

i am constantly torn between killing myself and killing everyone around me. those seem to be the two choices. everything else is just killing time.

Quinton: I think if every person had a Nova Reed in this world, then life would be a little sunnier.

One of the most radical things women can do is to love their body.

So let me be thy choir, and make a moan Upon the midnight hours.

Nothing will stop me, and whether I'm here or wherever I may be, I'll always have the same feelings, I'll say what I feel.

My father gave me a bat for Christmas. The first time I tried to play with it, it flew away.

If you want to change the direction of your life, change the declaration of your lips

There's nothing like a stressful day.