Sometimes in tragedy we find our life's purpose - the eye sheds a tear to find its focus.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel for love is not ours to command.

I'm 53. I don't care about high school students. I find them irritating and uninformed.

Study what you love, and youll never have to work a day in your life. Itll be one great adventure.

In Hollywood, you play a mom and instantly, you've got osteoporosis.

Fiction is a bridge to the truth that journalism can't reach.

Grace is everywhere as an active orientation of all created reality toward God.

Those who run away from the reality will eventually get run over by it!

The F-bomb. It's everywhere. You hear it all the time. And I honestly don't understand what the appeal is over the word.

I'm the last survivor of a dead culture. And I don't really belong in the world anymore. And in some ways I feel I ought to be dead.