Sometimes integrity is a punch in the face.

Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.

Doing nothing is very tough to do because you never know when you're finished. The upside is that from the moment you wake up in the morning, you're on the job.

I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.

One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.

There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.

It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places.

Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

Wisdom comes from education and experience—not from age.

The past is like a deceased person. It has to be remembered.

I have always understood that money made in the patent medicine business is a practical bar to social success.

We want to be brothers and sisters. We want respect and equality. Simon Bolivar, our father, said a balanced world - a universe - a balanced universe in order to have peace and development.

Any person who contributes to prosperity must prosper in turn.

At Length the Fox turnes Monk.

In my case I've never not been political, though religion tended to overshadow it in my acid days.

Mercy, mercy me, things ain't what they used to be.

Nobody welcomes a war - not if they're smart. But war finds everyone sooner or later. It's inevitable.

Great sorrow makes sacred the sufferer.