Sometimes it is difficult to remember, but other times it is very easy to remember. Sleep deprivation is the killer.

I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.

If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you're dealing with pennies.

It's just cool to be involved in something that's that big and joyous and meant to make people feel happy.

I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.

I didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and I've always watched it and been into it.

I do a lot of laughing at my own self in life, so I think I come at things with a pretty easygoing view.

I'm a comedian, and I decided I wanted to be a comedian when I was eight years old watching old Saturday Night Live episodes. I never decided to be a rapper because I'm not a rapper.

If I was any more on edge, I'd be Bono.

As long as I get to be doing what I love, which is making comedy and that kind of thing, I feel lucky that I get to.

People will tell me, "Oh, my kid watches your show on their iPad, over and over again until they memorize." And I'm like, "Wow, I was that kid watching other shows. That's the coolest!"

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust.

I have survived. I am here. Confused, screwed up, but here. So, how can I find my way? Is there a chain saw of the soul, an ax I can take to my memories or fears?

Did universal charity prevail earth would be a heaven and hell a fable.

Even if no command to pray had existed our very weakness would have suggested it.

The one thing that I always got positive reinforcement for from teachers, who really changed my life, was the written word.

We live on the leash of our senses. There is no way in which to understand the world without first detecting it through the radar-net of our senses.

[Hillary] Clinton has also pledged to add a third executive amnesty.

We need foreign skills to stay competitive.

You are judged on your last game no matter how many you have banked.

The hardest part was convincing people that I was serious. The people were like 'you want to do this again'?