Sometimes it's hard to tell what's love and what's only indigestion

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

If we as people view everone who's not a part of our group as the monster, and we treat them like the monster - they either become the monster, or we're actually the monster.

Laying up treasures in heaven will draw the heart heavenward.

Doing something does not require discipline. It creates its own discipline - with a little help from caffeine.

I despise computers in many ways. I think they’re hopelessly underevolved and overrated.

To simplify complications is the first essential of success.

I've never killed anybody... but I've definitely thought about it.

I wanted to portray very, very dark subject matter and a deceptively complex story in the brightest colours and simplest lines possible to leave the readers reeling.

If you wish mercy, show mercy to the weak.

When things change, I think that's easy to get really wrapped up in the complaints.

Great blunders are often made, like large ropes, of a multitude of fibres.