Sometimes it's worth getting lost to see who will come looking for us.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

The repeated lies become history, but they don't necessarily become the truth.

There are books that change the way you feel and see; this is one of them.

I love getting dressed up and having someone do my make-up and feeling pretty.

I'm a tad paranoid. I think the person in front of me is following me the long way round.

I'm an Asian guy growing up in London so I see myself as British, but India is part of my culture.

Today we stand together all around the world, joined in a common purpose - to remake the planet into a haven of joy and understanding and goodness.

I like this word decadent; all shimmering and purple and gold.

Life is in color, but black and white is more realistic.

Good actions are the invisible hinges on the doors of heaven.

I have the European urge to use my feet when a drive can be dispensed with.