Sometimes it takes a little jolt to make us appreciate what we’ve got.

What to do with the past? There was so much of it.

The advice he reads in Ann Landers – good advice as long as you don’t need it, perfectly sensible as long as you don’t have any use for it.

However far back you go you will find all experiences linked by slender threads.

The only meaning our lives have is the meaning we give them.

Sometimes pain is God’s megaphone, his only way to get our attention.

just remember: i love you, and love yourselves. 'cause, little monsters, you were born that way baby.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

Apathetic people sit back and wait for things to get better before they move. Radical people make things get better, by how they move.

Anybody tells you that money is the root of all evil doesn't have any.

I love grabbing my wife and going to a distant location to film.

I think then I may safely conclude and I firmly believe that American slavery is not only not a sin but especially commanded by God through Moses and approved by Christ through His Apostles.

I have no clue why, but maybe sometimes when there's someone you don't hear from, it's the person you want to hear from the most.

I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show.

Man's greatest victory is over oneself.

You know, 600,000 millionaires get a Social Security check every month. I think there's enough waste and inefficiency.