Sometimes life is a constant battle against the nostalgia of a time that can never be real again.

If you don't believe in the things you're doing, the answer isn't fooling yourself into thinking you believe it. If you don't believe in what you're doing, then you just shouldn't be doing it.

Never expect to be accepted without criticism. Never forget to appreciate.

Harold Bloom weeps for me.

If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages.

You all saw him - he had a gun.

Where's the rest of me?

Don't think to come over me with th' old tale, that the rich know nothing of the trials of the poor; I say, if they don't know, they ought to know.

My mom drove like Britney Spears with the steering wheel and me right here [in her lap]. I'm fine, I turned out okay.

What's the ROI of your Mom?

A fine coat is but a livery when the person who wears it discovers no higher sense than that of a footman.

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see.