Sometimes my dreams feel so real it's hard to believe they're just the subconscious's stroll across a whimsical map that has no true north.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

We have to motivate people to be what they can be.

Adaptability enforces creativity, and creativity is adaptability.

Always stand up for what yo believe in... even if it means standing alone.

[A vitamin is] a substance you get sick from if you don't eat it.

Every truth ever discovered, each new spiritual light that will ever burn bright has already been seeded in our consciousness.

And here is a doctrine at which you will laugh. It seems to me, Govinda, that love is the most important thing in the world.

Whenever I have prayed earnestly, I have always received more than I asked for. God may delay, but He always comes.

The three actors I admire the most are all dead. Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy and the French actor, Jean Gabin. They're all very natural, sort of masculine without being overly macho.

You can squint and see something else, or something will come forward in the paint. You'll always see something else.

Pray because you have a Father, not because it quietens you, and give Him time to answer.