Sometimes not talking is effortless, and other times it’s more exhausting than lifting pianos.

When we finished the kiss she said laughing, I can taste your loneliness - it tastes like vinegar. That annoyed me. Everyone knows loneliness tastes like cold potato soup.

Amen' is like the Send button on an email.

I think that's the real loss of innocence: the first time you glimpse the boundaries that will limit your potential.

Regrets came up and asked me if I’d like to own them. Declined them for the most part but took a few just so I wouldn’t leave this relationship empty handed.

Sometimes they [people] throw off their freedom so quickly, you'd think it was burning them.

Sometimes I think the human animal doesn't really need food or water to survive, only gossip.

After all, memory may be the only thing on earth we can truly manipulate to serve us, so we don't have to look back at ourselves in the receding past and think, What an arsehole!

...I wondered if it was blasphemous to tell God that rainbows are kitsch.

The moment seemed endless, but it was probably only half that.

The past is truly an inoperable tumour that spreads to the present.

Live as though you will lose your power of love and attraction at any moment.

Real smart begins when you quit quoting other people.

To enter your true self, check your ego at the door.

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth, " the long out-of-print science fiction writer went on.

I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from prom, so of course I have to look at it that way.

If you expect the worst from a person you can never be disappointed.

A lot of stuff I do, 10 years later it becomes popular.

Logic is a poor model of cause and effect.

You know when I shoot with digital capture, I look for the mistake. When I shoot with film I embrace it.

Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.