Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories.

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

The scary thing about the future... there will be tiny cameras everywhere, and they'll be flying around like mosquitoes and drones. That will be bad. Drones are scary. You can't reason with a drone.

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.

And right action is freedom from past and future also.For most of us, this is the aim never to be realized. Who are only undefeated because we have gone on trying. "The Dry Salvages

Who is your opponent tonight, tonight I am playing against the Black pieces

Beauty, I believe, comes from God; therefore, there can be no beauty without goodness.

Any artist always has misgivings about calling himself an artist.

Confess and be hanged.

You always start off with passion and the people that have it.

Deeply in my heart, do I want to believe that there is that special guy that is for me. Yes, absolutely.

For a sick man the world begins at his pillow and ends at the foot of his bed.

The goal of the operation is to send Gaza back to the Middle Ages, only then will Israel be calm for the next 40 years.

"The more I live, the more I learn The more I learn, the more I realize, the less I know"