Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.

I pretend I'm one of the royal family when I'm in a hotel and that the hotel belongs to me - it is a palace.

I've chosen to treat my life more like a party than something to stress about.

If you have wonderful moments, don't second-guess them, just enjoy them.

The thing you can always rely on, your core person, comes from your family's attention and love.

You try to figure out things to keep yourself interested. It's very easy to get lulled.

People do think I'm Jewish. But we're Irish Catholic. My father had a brogue.

A musical is only as good as its director. The same can also be said for the CIA.

I still do live concerts all over the country - about four a month - with singing and characters and improv. It keeps me limber. I'll never lose that. And comedy is still the bread and butter.

What's great about being a character actor is you know that you can survive forever. It's not about the gloss of your eyebrows.

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

You who suffer because you love, love still more. To die of love, is to live by it.

Be simple, stay humble, care with love, hug with kindness.

But me They cannot touch, Old age and death. The strange And ignominious end of old Dead folk!

Riches like glory or health have no more beauty or pleasure than their possessor is pleased to lend them.

I'm so fascinated by the concept of teen pregnancy for some reason. Not that I condone it or promote it, but it's just a very real thing in our country and culture.

The great thing about getting older is that you get a chance to tell the people in your life who matter what they mean to you.

All them weird chords which don't mean a thing...you got no melody to remember, and no beat to dance to

Work with your competitors when the interest of the community and planet are at stake.

It's just that no one wants to be the one being rescued, we all want to do the rescuing.

Long ago, Ben Graham taught me that "Price is what you pay; value is what you get." Whether we're talking about socks or stocks, I like buying quality merchandise when it is marked down.