Sometimes the critics review me harshly for not being critical of government but it's not me who has said I was political.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

If the willingness is there, you can graciously fulfill your dream.

My dark days made me strong. Or maybe I already was strong, and they made me prove it.

If I can't joke about imminent death, then I might as well just resign.

Revolution is everywhere, in everything. There is no final revolution, no final number.

God save me from another such victory.

To me, it's a great day every time I receive a letter from somebody who climbed inside one of my books, inhabited it for a while, learned a little something, and emerged grateful.

The emergence of a unified Europe is one of the most revolutionary events of our time.

One is what one remembers: no more, no less.

The secret to living the life of your dreams is to START living the life of your dreams.

An enemy forgiven is more dangerous than a thousand foes.