Sometimes... the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person... is batshit crazy.

The poor who commit murder, rape and robbery are not only not starving, they have far more material things than the word ‘poverty’ suggests.

The white hot publicity that came from 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding' was appreciated but not sought, so I was happy to walk away from it and then write.

The U.S. team has swept all the medals in the skeet shooting event. So despite our bad economy, it's nice to know our country has never been safer from an attack of skeets.

If you engage people on a vital, important level, they will respond.

It is easier to show the disorder that must accompany reform than the order that should follow it.

We don't need to eat anyone who would run, swim, or fly away if he could.

One of the reasons that I am in favor of less government is because when you have more government, industrialists take it over.

Don't you think it astonishing that, at 58, I am still working at improving my career?

That's what I am. I warn people. Whenever I see and I feel things in my heart, I speak it.

If the results don't scream: "Do this again!" Try something new.