Sometimes, the hardest habit to break is the habit of doing nothing beyond the necessary.

The difference between the truth and a lie is that both of them can hurt, but only one will take the time to heal you afterward.

I've got no problem with octopuses. It's bugs and spiders that I don't like. Octopuses are cute, in their own 'nature did a lot of drugs' sort of way." - Becks

Be good. Be kind to each other. And if there's somebody you love, tell them. The world always needs more love.

I guess in the end, it doesn’t matter what we wanted. What matters is what we chose to do with the things we had.

Think about that for a moment. They died for you. Now take a good look at the life you're living and tell me: Did they do the right thing?

Pronouns are only useful when you combine them with other words. I have a few I can give you, if you're at a loss.

The only thing we have in this world that is utterly and intrinsically ours is our integrity.

I feel the closest to crazy when I'm disagreeing with the voice in my head

Sorry...I got distracted listening to you and hot glued myself to my unicorn

I'm a decent sprinter and I can gun a motorcycle from zero to suicidal in less than ten seconds.

The world will not get better, only we get and grow better.

Everything you desire is always just outside your comfort zone, dear boy. If it wasn't you would already possess it, would you not?

Simplicity make no mans great, but makes life easier and not complicated.

A man begins to exist with a divine mission.

Not everything set on fire will rise.

At the time, there were very few foreign names in the press and they were all factory workers. I thought I'd never get a job at a university with a foreign name.

The dignity of labor depends not on what you do, but how you do it.

Honor is like an island, rugged and without a beach; once we have left it, we can never return.

The reason I'm an actor is because I'll never be able to be perfect.

Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there's a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny.