Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Some people want to know their future

Authority is ability to rule. Dominion is rulership.

Think outside the box, collapse the box, and take a f**king sharp knife to it.

Wonder is not a Pollyanna stance, not a denial of reality; wonder is an acknowledgement of the power of the mind to transform, to notice, to decide what experience shall mean.

She said, "You're a warrior. So how do you kill without rage?" "In compassion. Because of necessity." Hrahima set the empty water bowl back in Samarkar's hands. "The same way you carry water.

Social science virtually abhors the event. Not without reason; the short-term is the most capricious and deceptive form of time.

Every man should measure himself by his own standard. [Lat., Metiri se quemque suo modulo ac pede verum est.]

Good deal: justice for you, mercy for me.

We need to bring the spiritual dimension back into yoga and encourage students to look for teachings and practices that will take them to the next level.

The individual act of obedience is the cornerstone not only of the strength of authoritarian society but also of its weakness.