Sometimes the scariest things in life aren’t the Vampires and the Werewolves, sometimes there are things even God doesn’t want to know about. Which is why he created the Devil's Roses.

Vikings don't have faults, they have clubs.

I'm breathing out of my mouth and thinking things I have only seen on Netflix in the foreign-movie section.

Your negative actions will always speak over top of your kind words and only fools listen where the wise watch.

The world sits quiet, as if sighing and taking a long inhale after what seemed like forever with mankind and the noise pollution.

I see now that true love isn’t fickle; it's what we put into it. If we work hard at loving someone, then no one can corrupt the love we have.

I hear Canada is still free though. They ain't got slaver camps and ships.

I'm going to be pissed if I walk all the way to the camp and end up getting shot.

Those smutty books sell because women wish their husbands had half the balls the men in those books do.

I think there's two kinds of love. One kind of love burns so hot that it burns out before you get a chance to enjoy it. The other love is one that lifts you and makes you better than you were before.

They don't know those places in me. Only he does. Only he has seen the darkness inside of me and turns into love and light.

I prayed aloud, less to plead for divine favor than to intimidate the tribe with articulate speech.

Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!

In a mystery, the sleuth must be believably involved and emotionally invested in solving the crime.

I feel challenged every day, when I come to work. I feel like I have to step up my game, and that's a great thing.

There's a deep-freeze of sorts for all good intentions - a place that you store your plans to make changes in your life when you know you're not going to make them at all.

I started running ultras to become a better person.

I don't think about my old stuff. I just move forward.

With mental illness the trick is to not take your feelings so seriously; you’re zooming in and zooming away from things that go from being too important to being not important at all.

Graduate school is a really supportive environment, but in a way, it was only when that support vanished that I flourished.

My calling, as one imperfect human, is to celebrate and uphold life every time I get the chance.