Sometimes the shortest distance between two points is a winding path walked arm in arm.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.

Freaks become norms, and norms become extinct. Monster by monster, evolution advanced

I'll bet he light in the window.

We all know there is something wrong with our culture, the state of our world, and with ourselves.

I have my FaceBook. And if you're naughty, I'll banish you from my kingdom on there.

The true character of ministry is a servants heart.

The mark of the creative mind is that it defies a part of what it has learned.

If you paint a man leaning over your own back must ache

If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each.

But the scientific importance of a change in knowledge of fact consists precisely in j its having consequences for a system of theory.