Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.

A zoo is a good place to make a spectacle of yourself, as the people around you have creepier, more photogenic things to look at.

The landscape is best described as 'pedestrian hostile.' It's pointless to try to take a walk, so I generally just stay in the room and think about shooting myself in the head.

I hoped our lives would continue this way forever, but inevitably the past came knocking. Not the good kind that was collectible but the bad kind that had arthritis.

It's safe to assume that by 2085 guns will be sold in vending machines but you won't be able to smoke anywhere in America.

The things I've bought from strangers in the dark would curl your hair.

Oh, for Christ's sake, ' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you attractive, and it doesn't work. I've tried it.

I'm dating myself, but this was before Jesus Christ. We worshiped a God named Sashatiba, who had five eyes, including one on the Adam's apple.

The ultimate way to reduce stress is find the cause and melt it away with love.

To brighten your vision, look at the positive side of life with great love.

Humor is the honey in my tea.

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.

There is nothing that fear and hope does not permit men to do.

I dont believe in disabilities, I believe in ability.

Criticism does not disturb me, for I am my own severest critic. Always in my playing I strive to surpass myself, and it is this constant struggle that makes music fascinating to me.

Your light is more magnificent than sunrise or sunset

I would never, ever do anything as vulgar as having fun.

My parents are my biggest influences. My parents and my city. Brooklyn, New York, New York City, the community I grew up. I don't feel like I'm special in that. I feel like that's everybody.