Sometimes the song title comes with the songs, other times you just sorta make something up afterwards.

If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him.

You want the world to be what you want it to be, and sometimes the world doesn't want that.

As you get older, you accept that there are some tunnels that don't have any light in them, but you go down them anyway.

Everything that you do in your life that helps you sweat is good for you. Whenever you're sweating, you're adding to your potential to enjoy the day or enjoy the moment or enjoy your life.

I embrace the idea that I'm an entertainer.

Keeping perspective and being happy and being energetic and being creative - that's all tied to being healthy.

I think it's probably a good thing to be considered stable, but with a capacity for madness.

I wish I did believe in God. It would be a great relief to think, 'God'll take care of it. God'll put gas in the car tomorrow'.

Being around people who are happy and people who are creative, that's what you do if you're lucky in your life.

We wish that we could take magic drugs, play around all day, read, and do nothing strenuous, and be the smartest, happiest people in the world. The truth is, it's all about sweat.

What is madness but nobility of the soul at odds with circumstance.

Compensate the lack of love from the world with an abundance of self-love. Work on happiness inside. The external world will respond.

I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains.

Nowhere have the forces of intolerance been displayed less tolerantly than in the area of religious speech and practice.

All of our potentials for good are unlimited.

Fee fi foe fum, she's scratching on my back. Oh, here she comes.

Hey, hitting is hard-if you make good pitches that aren't elevated in the zone, you're going to have success.

Life Will Put Many Red Lights In Front Of You, But Sometimes We Must Push On The Gas And Trust God

Under ordinary circumstances, bad art naturally gets sorted out and disappears. That is how history works when it is left alone to do its job.

The sky dreams of stars, the earth dreams of love.