Sometimes the thing one wants most is the very thing that will get him killed with an axe.

When asked what profession they like least, most people will give the obvious answer: clowns.

This is why it is important never to pick or smell flowers, and to always wear headgear when admiring them.

Nothing says you care like sending someone a kitten.

Brunch is such an odd thing. It was created by fat, lazy people who were too lazy to wake up at a reasonable hour and too fat to wait until the next proper time for dining.

The toughest part about riding a horse is overcoming the urge to eat it.

Its not the type of pencil but the artist's skill that matters.

Aniimal Town:~) The place where Dreams & Adventures come true!

There are things that will not have themselves buried and put out of sight, as though they had never been.

Even the most rational approach to ethics is defenseless if there isn't the will to do what is right.

The giant in front of you is never bigger than the God who lives in you.

Festina Lente (Hurry in slowly)

Had records so stellar, they had to lock their resumes in a drawer at night, so the golden light streaming from the pages wouldn't keep them awake.

We can support President Barack Obama, because he supports us. We can support Barack Obama, because he shares our values and our vision.

The invention of Bob Dylan with his guitar belongs in its way to the same kind of tradition of something meant to be heard, as the songs of Homer.

When you're a student and you just want some money to feel like you're an adult, you'll pretty much do anything within reason.