Sometimes the truth is arrived at by adding all the little lies together and deducting them from the totality of what is known.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

By recalling God’s past provision, we can reassure ourselves that what He has done in the past, He will do again in the future.

Mankind ain't special, Kiddo.It's just you who wanna be so.

I believe the people who are most successful are those committed to bringing out the best in other people through awakening & empowerment.

I think of myself as a fairly attractive girl and always have, thanks to my mom. I was brought into this world thinking I was gorgeous because my mother was extremely devoted to this notion.

Joy may you have and gentle hearts content Of your loves couplement: And let faire Venus, that is Queene of love, With her heart-quelling Sonne upon you smile

I learn from thinking about the future, what hasn't been done yet. That's kind of my constant obsession.

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust.

Just as a tree without roots is dead, a people without history or cultural roots also becomes a dead people.

I'm the person who stops and gives any homeless person any money that they want.

'Be alive,' the land says, 'listen - this is your time, your world, your pleasure.'