Sometimes the unexpected happens when you don't expect a person to come up to expectations.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

The buying of more books than one can read is nothing less than the soul reaching toward infinity...

The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!

I'm always weeping at something or other.

A good smile is the sunshine of wisdom.

What is it with folks always talking about where they're from? You could grow up in a muddy ditch, but if it's your muddy ditch, then it's gotta be the swellest muddy ditch ever.

We are much better than we know.

As for plenty, we had not only for necessity, conveniency and decency, but for delight and pleasure to superfluity.

You still need to save but being debt-free in retirement is and should be a goal.

When going for a run, I pick fresh air, openness, and scenery of the outdoors over a treadmill every time.

Watch tonight, pray tomorrow. Gallants, lads, boys, hearts of gold, all the titles of good fellowship come to you!