Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

What she did not tell him balanced neatly with what she did.

Life is not permanent problems with the goal of obtaining peace. Its permanent peace with occasional problems.

You are always guided and protected, loved unconditionally and never alone.

We can't allow science to undo its own good work.

I love what I do on the field and that takes a lot of my time. But I also make time to help other people because a lot are not as fortunate as I am.

someone was telling me that no more applications were being accepted for the position of God.

If Abu Bakr is dead and Umar is Caliph, then we hear and obey.

I'll work every day to try to make Washington, D.C., as inconsequential in your life as I can.

It's not about contraception. It's about economic liberty, it's about freedom of speech, it's about freedom of religion, it's about government control of your lives and it's got to stop!

No religion but blasphemes a little.