Sometimes we come up with something great, but a lot of times it just feels like work.

Do goofy stories make people nice? What if, in their goofiness, these stories somehow inspire that in the right way. Is that a social good?

I hate conservatives, but I really hate liberals.

With religion I was always like, 'Does it matter if it's true if it makes you happy?'

The culture is just so coarse that you have to take it to that level and people will be like, 'Whoa!' And then you can make people think about stuff. It's kind of like shock therapy.

Anybody in television lives under grinding deadlines.

The last few years on ‘South Park’ we have done some of the riskiest things we have ever done, knowing it could kill the show, but we also know that’s what we have to do.

That decision to commit your life to certain principles and a certain narrative, if I wrote a paper on that, I know I'd find inconsistencies.

There's something uniquely aggravating about the smugness of liberal Hollywood.

I'm concerned about people being happy.

We've rewritten entire scenes and had them animated twelve hours before the show goes on the air. It's not fun.

Success is yours if you are willing to pursue it to the ends of the earth.

Children see things very well sometimes-and idealists even better.

When people know I wrote 'Thelma and Louise,' they don't want to mess with me.

One hurries through, even though there's time; the past, the continent, is behind; the future is the glowing mouth in the side of the ship; the dim, turbulent alley is too confusedly the present.

Just expressing contempt for your leaders doesn't really accomplish anything.

I think now that is the nature of hymns-they make us want to repeat them...they are a part of any service, and often the only part of a funeral service, that makes us feel everything is acceptable.

I am very humble, and I am very gracious and very grateful for everything that happens to me and about me and around me.

I really don't think there should be a movie about me. That's for sure!

If you kiss a woman's mind, her body will follow.

When you have an audience, and you have people who want to see your character and want to see you, it's really amazing.