Sometimes we spend more time than we should defending the old thing, instead of working to take advantage of the new thing.

Follow your dreams and work hard. There's no replacement for hard work, and that's true for any field. If you work hard at it, you're going to see the fruits of your labor, I guarantee it.

My body's feeling sore, but my soul is feeling pretty good.

Wrestling seemed like something I might be good at, so I stuck with it and gave it a shot. I ended up in a pretty good place. I was very fortunate.

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, maybe you should set up a life you don't need to escape from.

The United States of America have taken their name from the United States of the Netherlands.

Y'ALL ARE JUST BITTER.

You can listen to what people say, sure. But you will be far more effective if you listen to what people do.

I could take over as host of The Daily Show for Jon Stewart and make that thing actually watchable.

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work.

All physical systems can be thought of as registering and processing information, and how one wishes to define computation will determine your view of what computation consists of.

Take, this day, my handand promise to absolvewhat my forefathers and I didto you and your kin.

In our day many people are broad but shallow. Agnosticism, anxiety, and emptiness have gripped much of our world.

It is regrettable that, among the Rights of Man, the right of contradicting oneself has been forgotten.

When you have an animal in your home, a relationship forms very quickly, where that animal ceases to be an animal to you. It feels like a member of your family.

You know, we are one nation under a god. Yes, you were right. An angry, crack slinging god who decorates with bullets and spent condoms.

What we think about, expands.

People still look at me as the champion and that's very important to me.

I am sure I am one of 2000 film directors in the world that Tarantino admires.

It's the same old story, all you think about is money.

Were I to commence my administration again, the first question I would ask respecting a candidate would be, Does he use ardent spirits?