Sometimes we succeed because of our upbringing, sometimes we do so in spite of it.

False hope is better than no hope at all.

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.

A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

What if there's no such thing as PMS and this is just my personality?

Tact is for people with too much damned time on their hands.

Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same.

Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree.

Music is made for relax, let's don't move it... let's be clever and left it like this, shall we?

A significant factor often overlooked by those considering the failure of drug policy is the general aim of deflecting or assigning responsibility away from the policy-makers and the ‘moral-majority.

You know George M. Steinbrenner III is the center of all evil in the universe.

It was obvious to me that we could never colonize Mars without reusability, any more than America would have been colonized if they had to burn the ships after every trip.

There was a time when a man was so convinced that the world was round that he was determined to prove it.

Do not think lightly of good, that nothing will come of it. A whole water pot will fill up from dripping drops of water.

If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.

The strange thing about writing is that it's so easy to write a novel. It is really easy. But it's getting there to the point where it's easy that's hard. The hard part is to get there.

Never write down your speeches beforehand; if you do, you may perhaps be a good declaimer, but will never be a debater.

We need to make science cool again.