Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'

I know folks all have a tizzy about it, but I like a little bourbon of an evening. It helps me sleep. I don't much care what they say about it.

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day.

Jimmy says he'll never tell a lie. Well, I lie all the time. 1 have to - to balance the family ticket.

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals.

I'm not a homosexual and I don't smoke pot, so what would I say?

I love all my children, but some of them I don't like.

I don't think about risks much. I just do what I want to do. If you gotta go, you gotta go.

We may not return the affection of those who like us, but we always respect their good judgment.

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.

Purpose! Purposes are for animals with a hell of a lot more dignity than the human race! Just hop on that strange torpedo and ride it to wherever it's going

If I die, I want to die for something I believe in and take my word for it, there isn’t much out there. But you, Rachel, you’re worth dying for.” - Tristan Jacobs

I don't keep a dog and bark myself.

The Church exists by mission, just as a fire exists by burning.

When I got the job, I was sure that I wasn't going to get the job because Tom Cruise almost got the job.

Speaking in tongues is as normal to me as 'Pass the salt' It's a secret, direct prayer language to God.

I have discovered the meaning of life. It resides in what I can wrest from each day that I live.

What I know for sure is that what you give comes back to you.

Who cares about pretty? I'm going for noticeable.

Steve, it's OK. I know Angle is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!