Sometimes, when you crave certain feelings, you'll trick yourself into thinking the other person is something other than what he apears.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

Every place there's people, there's badness.

There are many things evil people can take from you. However, they can never steal your ability to laugh and laugh loud.

That a man can take pleasure in marching in formation to the strains of a band is enough to make me despise him. He has only been given his big brain by mistake; a backbone was all he needed.

The most simple way to stay encouraged is to feed your heart on what He is doing, not on what He hasn't done. If you can't see what He is doing, feed on what He has done in the past.

You grow up with your father holding you down and covering your mouth so another man can make a horrible searing pain between your legs.

You do a lot of concatenating when you're an Oulipian

The task we all face as human beings ... is to find and become who we are. The task teachers face is to find their own way of teaching, one that manifests who they are.

I could depend a lot on my shaking, though I never shimmied vulgarly and only to express myself.

I want to live in a city where the police don't shoot you.

We now have a whole culture based on the assumption that people know nothing and so anything can be said to them.