Sometimes when you feel the urge, you've just gotta go.

There's a woman protecting herself from the sun with a carousel.

Back in the day when I played, a pitcher had 3 pitches: a fastball, a curveball, a slider, a changeup and a good sinker pitch.

It's Mother's Day, so a big 'Happy Birthday' to all you mothers out there!

Things are not always as they appear to be as.

Whenever I think of Milwaukee, I think of the American League. Hmm, Boston, Atlanta, weren't they the Browns, too?

Don't bite off your head to spite your nose.

The right-hander is throwing up in the bullpen.

Everybody in St. Louis, every kid in St. Louis, wanted to be Stan Musial. He was the best.

I've heard it said that if you know English, Spanish, Italian, and I think it's French, you can go just about anywhere in this world...except for China where they have all those derelicts.

Warming up for the Brewers is that lefthander they got from the Mets, Bill Pulitzer.

She was the kind of person who never gave you enough time to miss her.

The supposedly immaterial soul, we now know, can be bisected with a knife, altered by chemicals, started or stopped by electricity, and extinguished by a sharp blow or by insufficient oxygen.

I fully expect the police to come after me. To which I have just one thing to say: good luck.

Under my administration, anyone who illegally crosses the border will be detained until they are removed out of America and back to the country from which they came.

A married philosopher is a comic character.

If God can do anything he can make a stone so heavy that even he can't lift it. Then there is something God cannot do, he cannot lift the stone. Therefore God does not exist.

The most important thing in the world for show business, really, you know everything's a high-tech business, but what people want now is what they can't get - exclusivity.

It is easy for us to tarnish God's character because He never argues back; He never tries to defend or vindicate himself.

All our pride is but a jest. None are worst and none are best. Grief and hope and joy and fear Play their pageant everywhere.

Never neglect an opportunity for improvement.