Sometimes when you play music, you start thinking, "This is rocking!"

You've got to try and do your best, and the failure is what's funny. But you can't be aware of the failure, you've just got to keep trying to do your best.

I was genuinely starstruck when I met Kermit the Frog. Like many stars here tonight, he's a lot shorter in real life.

There are a lot of good shows that don't get picked up. Like that Ben Stiller pilot, Heat Vision And Jack? That would have been a great show, but somehow it slipped by.

My acting's very understated. I think my sad and happy don't play that differently onscreen.

It's easy to struggle in New York. I think New York is a bit expensive.

I think the radio is kind of cool, because you're really free to do whatever you want, because you can go into another world. Whereas in TV, you have to make that world.

I'm easy to get along with, and intolerant.

At the end of your life, you're lucky if you die.

Now it looks like I'll be known as the musical comedy guy. Which is good news for me. Or I'll be known as the New Zealand idiot.

I don't know, man. Look at me. I've changed. I've grown up. I've got a job, got a career ... I drink coffee now.

I've been thinking a lot aboit the energy of the universe. And if energy can't ever be created or destroyed, only transferred, what do you think happens to people's energy once they die?

We have to serve ourself many years before we gain our own confidence.

You told me how much you hate me when yesterday you told me how much you love me, what happen?

I feel the flatline of my existence disrupting, forming heartbeat hills and valleys

He had kept his head, kept his health and his strength, bearing up under a weight of work and worry that only a few could have carried.

They only babble who practise not reflection

When you are a professional sportsman all the guys are great competitors in the top 50.

Salad freshens without enfeebling and fortifies without irritating.

There is no better protection against the euro crisis than successful structural reforms in southern Europe.

A theory which cannot be mortally endangered cannot be alive.