Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

She was not sorry. And if it was the wine telling her that, then she would tell the wine the same thing tomorrow. She was not sorry.

Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, justice.

You have to do everything possible to win no matter what.

Even in despair, man must laugh.

The spoiled superstar brat wouldn't get far in Oklahoma City. We're very value-conscious. Our city was settled in a land run. Those 10,000 people were desperate for a better life.

That was the action figure I was playing with. I grew up having this fantasy of being a superhero, being Princess Power.

You're all just pissing in the wind. You don't know it, but you are.

I feel about 18, but my mind is much more mature now, so it's a perfect combination.

As weird as it might seem to some people, there is nothing I love more than an empty house and the sound of silence.

Success is not measured by what you do compared to what somebody else does. Success is measured by what you do compared to what you are capable of doing.