Sometimes, you don't need a $5,000 guitar - you need $5,000 worth of lessons.

Geoff Bartley is great and always will be.

If you listen to yo momma You won't ever have no fun.

My only career goal is to be an halloween icon.

I guess I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged.

My formula for success is rise early work late and strike oil.

I grew up trying to play for the Toronto Maple Leafs, not Team Canada. Didn't even know it existed.

I think the issue of marriage is a vitally important issue on which I would campaign heavily.

To measure up to all that is demanded of him, a man must overestimate his capacities

So let me be thy choir, and make a moan Upon the midnight hours.

The heart never becomes wrinkled.

True love is an acceptance of someone else for who they are.

It's very rare you get a great script just handed to you, or sent to you, by someone you don't know.