Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say, 'You are the prettiest princess in all the land.' I do it once a week.

You don't always get the waterfall shortcut in Mario Kart. That's life.

Do what makes you happy, think later.

Life's too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right.

Life is like Candyland, there are many paths to take, sometimes you run into Lord Licorice but the end will always be Candy Castle.

Do what you feel is right and back yourself up. Live the life you want to live.

I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at all your butts.

What I do know is, I never plan on growing up inside.

Don't get stressed over the little things and make sure you're enjoying life to the fullest.

Hey Bieber, I had the initials JB first.. Where's my 15%?

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.

If you give in to temptation, you may have a moment of enjoyment, but then you'll have a lifetime of regrets.

The subconscious has good data and poor judgement.

So much of her time spent like this: dreaming up things to say and never quite saying them.

I'm fed up with democracy. In a democracy, people vote for the mayors. I wanted to build a city where I will choose the citizens.

I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed.

I can't bear to hear a human being spoken of with contempt just because of his group identification...It's these respectable people here who create those hooligans out there.

I have a vision of a Modern India. I have embarked on a huge mission to convert that vision into reality. My mantra is Development.

Is it any wonder why Princes & Kings, Are clowns that caper in their sawdust rings, When ordinary people who are like you and me, Are the builders of their destiny...

bringing up children was]like living with a bunch of drunks...you really have to be on your toes all the time.

China should bury head to work diligently for 10 years and then raise head to face Japan.