Sometimes you have to deprive someone of the pleasure of being with you so that they can realize how much they need you in their lives...

When you go through a breakup, it feels likesomeone died. And the truth is that someone has died – the relationship.

Don’t play with damaged goods, you will only hurt yourself.

Often times you may find yourself in a relationship with a guy who looks like he is a mature adult, but then you find out that he’s just a selfish baby underneath that wonderful expensive cologne.

If he’s hitting you now, stop contemplating leaving him, and just leave.

You may eventually decide to breakup, and that’s fine, because headaches are not cute, but at least you know you tried.

Only boring people are bored in relationships.

As time goes by, westart to see more clearly, and are able to see thatit wasn’t all bad, and thatperhaps just perhapsthe breakup was a gift.

Sometimes you have to walk away from what you want in order to find what you deserve.

If you develop rules, never have more than ten.

I love Thieves, it is therapeutic, if you're not feeling well. It has a very strong scent but is quite wonderful. I also use lavender. Peppermint, when my stomach is upset.

Memory is, of course, a trickster.

Mankind's ability to understand and control the forces of nature greatly exceeds our ability to govern ourselves

My biggest dream is to be able to be in a movie or some great TV show where I get to dance, and it's about a contemporary dancer of some kind.

Hunter S. Thompson brings a lunatic genius to ordinary events, and I bring an ordinary sensibility to lunatic events.

Christian morality, laws rooted in the secular humanist belief that all consensual sexual acts are morally equal. That belief is anti-biblical and amoral; to codify it into law is to codify a lie.

I create situations that do not exist. I seek the truth from fiction.

When you get the message, hang up the phone.