Sometimes you have to face up to your fears to realize that they aren't actually real.

You are my koala bear, and I am your tree.

For every sad thing you think of, you should think of three happy things to chase it away.

I've decided that I'm not going to try to squeeze myself into a friendship that hurts me anymore. I'm going to let her go and just be friends with people who make me feel good about myself.

Just say yes, just say there's nothing holding you back.

Every time you post something online you have a choice. You can either make it something that adds to the happiness levels in the world-or you can make it something that takes away.

But then I wondered if sometimes our friendships are a bit like clothes and when they start feeling uncomfortable it's not because we've done anything wrong. It just means that we've outgrown them.

I've decided that I'm not going to try to squeeze myself into a friendship that hurts me any more. I'm going to let her go and just be friends with people who make me feel good about my self.

It's never too early to give your best friend some moral support

No. I just like dabbing girls' faces with napkins. It's a fetish of mine. Don't worry - my shrink says it's harmless.

I have this dream that secretly all teenage girls feel exactly like me. And maybe one day, when we all realize that we all feel the same, we can all stop pretending to be something we're not.

The fear of loss . . . it can destroy you as much as the loss itself.

If you on the wrong path, change and travel on right direction.

Take what you see on TV, mix in a guy who's turned 30 and still doesn't have a job, throw in some Uncle Remus stories and add a few flies in amber and you have America.

Each day I will accomplish one thing on my to do list.

I think science fiction is very bad at prediction.

Existence has overpowered Books. Today I slew a Mushroom.

I had mostly been writing humor books, and my instinct is generally to go for the joke.

Here is a thing which the more it is needed the more it is rejected: and this is advice, which is unwillingly heeded by those who most need it, that is to say, by the ignorant.

I cannot keep track and lots of great shows go unnoticed.

I know that mess spelled backwards is ssem and I felt much better armed with that information.